Warning: Table './coorect_books/url_alias' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: SELECT dst FROM url_alias LIMIT 0, 1 in /home/crctdev/html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 141 Warning: Table './coorect_books/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%type: %message in %function (line %line of %file).', 'a:5:{s:5:\"%type\";s:12:\"User warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:197:\"Table './coorect_books/url_alias' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed\nquery: SELECT dst FROM url_alias WHERE dst = 'node/1694' AND language = 'ro'\";s:9:\"%function\";s:11:\"_db_query()\";s:5:\"%file\";s:47:\"/home/crctdev/html/includes/database.mysqli.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:141;}', 3, '', 'http://books.corect.com/ro/node/1694', '', '3.231.212.98', 1576193490) in /home/crctdev/html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 141 Umoristice - Corneliu Zeana - CorectBooks
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Umoristice

de Corneliu Zeana

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"Disicipol al lui Hipocrate, medicul cardiolog Corneliu Zeana, demn reprezentant la stirpei aromâne, se înfăţişează de astă dată cititorului cu un volum de Epigrame, parcă ţinând să demonstreze că sobrietatea omului de ştiinţă îşi află, chiar fără să caute, destinderea în umor, calitatea subiacentă a persoanelor inteligente. Renumele său de umorist era stabilit de decenii, însă lipsea dovada palpabilă, proba definitivă. Rispite prin reviste de profil, audiate în cenacluri – unul dintre acestea purtând denumirea semificativă „Hipocrate se amuză” – piesele în versuri, adunate laolaltă, constituie mărturia unei înzestrări certe, reacţia firească, legitimă în faţa multiplelor solicitări venite din mediul social pe care-l prospectează cu finele-i antene, depistându-i maladiile şi încercând să pună diagnosticul exact".(George Corbu)

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Editura:
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Data publicarii:
13.03.2012
ISBN:
978-606-599-905-3
Short URL:
http://crct.ro/brk
 
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